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“The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.”

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that…”

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”

“I’d hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that…”