He's SO goatly.

“Um," Grover said. "Percy?""Yeah?""I thought you'd want to know.""Yeah?""Cerberu…”

“It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with imm…”

“Gods of Olympus.” Piper stared at Leo. “What happened to you?”His hair was grea…”

“Frank nodded grimly. “Well…any goddess who throws a Ding Dong at a giant can’t …”