I swallowed a hand grenade that never stops exploding.

“Once I dated a woman I only liked 43%.So I only listened to 43% of what she sai…”

“I want to rip off your logicand make passionate sense to you.”

“I wish slitting the wrist of the clockwould let this moment last forever –your …”

“Once I thought I found love, but then I realized I was just outof cigarettes.”