There commenced an epic snit.

“Cynicism is overrated, and far too easy. In small doses, cynicism--like irony--…”

“Sleeping in the same bed with someone to whom you can admit your failings is a …”

“In specific moments of ground-level clarity, I recognize the dumbing down of th…”

“I deserve a swift kick in the shorts for all the times I've stubbornly wound my…”