What doesn't kill us makes us funnier.

“You will go on and meet someone else and I'll just be a chapter in your tale, b…”

“... I am more of an ambler. I once overheard my old boss in Dublin describe me …”

“You were the one who wanted me to come here with you, so you'd better have the …”

“Her world had shrunk - no matter who she was with, she'd prefer to be with him.…”