You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

“He looked up at them, a scruffy Napoleon with his laces trailing, exiled to a r…”

“The universe was bad enough without people poking it.”

“Blessings be on this house," Granny said, perfunctorily. It was always a good o…”

“Everywhere's been where it is ever since it was first put there. It's called ge…”