Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.

Darynda Jones

Tag: charley-davidson reyes-farrow

Vai alla citazione

---

Gemma Davidson,” she answered, her voice as groggy as I felt.
“Where are you?” I asked.
“Who is this?”
“Elvis.”
“What time is it?”
“Hammer time?”
“Charley.”
“Did you text me? Did your car break down?”
“No and no. Why are you doing this to me?” She was funny.
“Check your cell.”
I heard a loud, sleepy sigh, some rustling of sheets, then, “It won’t come on.”
“Not at all?”
“No. What did you do to it?”
“I ate it for breakfast. Check the battery compartment.”
“Where the hell is that?”
“Um, behind the battery door.”
“Are you punking me?” I heard her fumbling with the phone.
“Gem, if I was going to punk you, I wouldn't simply turn off your phone. I would pour honey in your hair while you slept. Or, you know, something like that.”
“That was you?” she asked, appalled.

Darynda Jones

Tag: humour charley-davidson darynda-jones gemma-davidson third-grave-dead-ahead

Vai alla citazione

---

I knew dating the son of Satan would turn out badly

Darynda Jones

Tag: humor charley-davidson

Vai alla citazione

---

I should’ve known the day was going to turn out bad when it started with my father trying to kill me

Darynda Jones

Tag: charley-davidson

Vai alla citazione

---

This was insane. What was wrong with the world? Didn’t they know that ghosts and supernatural powers where little girls helped their dads and uncles solve case didn’t exist?
It was books. It was television shows and movies. They had desensitized the world.
"Damn writers.

Darynda Jones

Tag: humor grim-reaper charley-davidson

Vai alla citazione

---

Gemma,” I said, adding a singsong whine to my voice, “now I can’t scare her. You can’t go around telling people about me.

Darynda Jones

Tag: humor female-hero urban-fantasy-series charley-davidson

Vai alla citazione

---

suddenly I’m that chick from Fatal Attraction. Next thing you know, I’ll be boiling rabbits.

Darynda Jones

Tag: humor charley-davidson charley-davidson-humor

Vai alla citazione

---

I was freaking her out, but someone had to do it, damn it

Darynda Jones

Tag: humor charley-davidson charley-davidson-humor

Vai alla citazione

---

I could’ve knocked the shit out of her .She’d have good reason to roll her eyes then. But knocking the shit out of rude people wasn’t my style. Heckling them every chance I got was.
Hopefully she’d screw up soon. I didn’t have all day.

Darynda Jones

Tag: funny-quotes charley-davidson grimm-reaper

Vai alla citazione

---

Oh, yeah, this girl was going down. She had no idea who she was messing with. And, sadly, she didn’t seem to care.
I hoped her drawer came up short at the end of her shift. Karma’s a bitch.

Darynda Jones

Tag: funny charley-davidson humor-books

Vai alla citazione

---

« prima precedente
Pagina 7 di 8.
prossimo ultimo »

---

---