If you expect me to believe that a lawyer wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, I must be dafter than I look.
Jasper FfordeTag: humor shakespeare comeback
Lepida, has anyone ever told you that you're a cruel spiteful selfish slut?...You're vicious. You're unprincipled. You mistreat your slaves and abuse your daughter. And furthermore you're the worst, most neglectful, most criminal wife in Rome. I think we can go now.
Kate QuinnTag: funny insult comeback calpurnia kate-quinn mistress-of-rome
I felt my cheeks turn red, and she laughed out loud. But I didn't mind too much, because the last thing she saw was my middle finger aimed in her direction as I stepped outside
Jessica VerdayTag: funny comeback abbey jessica-verday the-hollow
What trouble have you brought to my doorstep, Beka?" she asked.
"I don't see where blaming me for things that began months ago will be useful," I replied.
The real glory is being knocked to your knees and then coming back. That's real glory. Thats the essence of it.
Vince Lombardi Jr.Tag: success winning adversity glory comeback barefoot-in-november benjamin-j-carey
She already told me that she doesn't have to be nice, so why do I? Because my mother raised me right? That's why wolves always win. Because the rest of us mind our manners and get devoured for our efforts.
Sheryl J. AndersonTag: manners politeness comeback
And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first!
Susan KayTag: humor satire funny witty irony ironic comeback sharp
You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.
Terry PratchettTag: humor satire funny wit humorous irony comeback witty-quotes
-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?
-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.
Tag: humor satire wit humorous comeback funny-and-random witty-quotes
This is an Aston Martin, Gin.You don't run over dead bodies in an Aston Matin."
"Tell that to James Bond
Tag: james-bond funny comeback aston-martin web-of-lies
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