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If you expect me to believe that a lawyer wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, I must be dafter than I look.

Lepida, has anyone ever told you that you're a cruel spiteful selfish slut?...You're vicious. You're unprincipled. You mistreat your slaves and abuse your daughter. And furthermore you're the worst, most neglectful, most criminal wife in Rome. I think we can go now.

Kate Quinn

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I felt my cheeks turn red, and she laughed out loud. But I didn't mind too much, because the last thing she saw was my middle finger aimed in her direction as I stepped outside

Jessica Verday

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What trouble have you brought to my doorstep, Beka?" she asked.
"I don't see where blaming me for things that began months ago will be useful," I replied.

Tamora Pierce

Stichwörter: blame comeback

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The real glory is being knocked to your knees and then coming back. That's real glory. Thats the essence of it.

Vince Lombardi Jr.

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She already told me that she doesn't have to be nice, so why do I? Because my mother raised me right? That's why wolves always win. Because the rest of us mind our manners and get devoured for our efforts.

Sheryl J. Anderson

Stichwörter: manners politeness comeback

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And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first!

Susan Kay

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You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

Terry Pratchett

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-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?
-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.