COMEDIAN: [...] What is it you do for a living?
HECKLER: I mind my own business.
COMEDIAN: Self-employed, eh? No really, what do you do?
HECKLER: I try not to "do.
Tag: leisure work laziness comedy doing employment jobs comedians hecklers heckling
Allegedly, allegedly I say, the R.G.A. were extremely miffed of portrait painted of their monarch, King Tingaling XX, by Master. Portrait apparently, as it’s yet t’be unveiled, depicts King Tingaling XX in rather compromisin’ position with a pineapple, a wad of cash and his favourite pig, Buttercup.
Elias ZappleTag: humor fantasy fiction comedy children-s-books pigs basset-hound skateboards
Sad, slow music in the small hours of the morning isn't just sad and slow music. It's a narration. And through the myriad of morning dew, we are the twinkling stars that fade with the rising sun.
Dave MatthesTag: humor love loss death hope comedy drama fall autumn mornings
SHUT UP," Carot Top say, the cocane now taking effect. "This isnt Poetry 101. People want to laugh. Your suposed to be a 'King' of Prop Comedy. But youve been acting more like a jester of prop comedy.
Seinfeld 2000A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever. One is not meant to laugh. One stays quiet and marvels. Spontaneously witty talk is without question the most fascinating entertainment there is.
Diana VreelandTag: entertainment wit comedy witty conversation talk talking
Comedians love people to point and laugh at them, even if they are not funny, naturists don't, no matter how funny they are.
Roy StationI say, you look smashing this evening," Zayne strode over to her, took her arm, and began helping her up the walk, "That is a lovely gown, and what is the color of the hair you're currently sporting?
Jen TuranoTag: comedy hair agatha jen-turano zayne-beckett
I'm lucky I'm a comedian, 'cause otherwise my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.
Kyle KinaneTag: honesty comedy kyle-kinane
People keep making excuses, that’s why everthing happens for a reason.
Roy SaputraSpeak English at this table or I will fire you so fast you'll wind up standing at the airport wondering how you got from here to there without any goddamn pants on.
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