Most aspects of my training didn’t agree with me. There wasn’t as much bossing around as I’d hoped for, and there was way too much following orders.
Rachel VincentTag: funny
Marc’s hand tightened visibly around Kevin’s fingers, his digits going white. Again. Both men clenched their jaws, Kevin in pain, and Marc in an obvious effort to control his temper and keep from breaking Kevin’s hand. Off. Why couldn’t guys find a more original way to test each other’s manly prowess? Arm wrestling might have been more subtle. Or maybe comparing the length of their…canines.
Rachel VincentTag: funny
In the office, Michael sat behind our father’s desk, clicking away at the computer with his right hand, and making notes with his left. Ambidextrous freak.
Rachel VincentTag: funny
I laughed. It was just like Owen to make excuses for someone else’s shortcomings. Even fictional characters. Owen found my tendency to speak my mind “refreshingly honest,” and hailed Marc’s temper as “a deep protective instinct.” He said Ethan “thoroughly enjoyed life,” and that Parker “really knew how to have a good time.” According to Owen, we were all doing just fine, and all was right with the world.
Rachel VincentTag: funny
You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.
John MaddenTag: funny comedy football running teams goalline john-madden sound-effects
When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality.
Al CaponeTag: funny
Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man, and our politicians take advantage of this prejudice by pretending to be even more stupid than nature made them.
Bertrand RussellTag: politics democracy humour funny revolution communism dishonesty socialism politicians
On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead.
Stephen ChboskyTag: reading funny television friday
Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.
Honoré de BalzacTag: humour funny witty clever sarcasism
Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.
Christopher MooreTag: inspirational funny crazy boredom
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