Shane, honey, in Morganville, friends are the only things that keep you alive.
Rachel CaineTag: funny morganville-vampires the-dead-girls-dance
First of all, I was running scams when you were at keggers at Kappa Kappa Werewolf. You don’t know much about me but I am way smarter than Gabriel was. I’m a consummate liar. I can street fight with the best of them and I can cheat at cards like nobody’s business. This on top of my computer skills. I may not howl at the moon and have superhuman strength but I can hold my own.
Lauren DaneTag: funny
And so that means..."
"We have to rob the Henley," Simon said.
Kat sank onto a truly uncomfortable sofa. "Again.
Tag: funny simon kat gabrielle henley heist-socity
...our witness, one Edward Littleton, was as gay as Elton John's handbag.
Ann SomervilleTag: humor humour funny fashion gay homosexuality
I wanted to remind you that you do not allow me to deliver boats, as I have been known to crash them.
Jennifer EcholsTag: humour funny young-adult-fiction young-adult-romance
Who’s driving the boat?”
Over the motor, I heard girls screaming at us the instant before we crashed.
Tag: humour funny young-adult-fiction young-adult-romance
You need a hair cut, I blurt out. Really bad. It gets in your eyes and you squint and you're constantly moving it out of the way like you're Justin Bieber and it's really distracting.
Colleen HooverTag: funny
But first I had to get through the ironing. It took a lot of patience. I had none. It took forever, and then I had to press the whole shirt again to get out the creases I’d pressed into it.
Jennifer EcholsTag: humour funny young-adult-fiction young-adult-romance
I had shaved my beard for her-a huge disappointment, because I’d enjoyed my three weeks looking like a bank robber.
Jennifer EcholsTag: romance humour funny young-adult-fiction young-adult-romance
Oh.” My dad actually looked sheepish. “It’s one o’clock in the morning and I was going to tell you to shut the monkey up and go to bed. I didn’t realise what was going on in here.”
“What’s going on in here?” Cameron asked suspiciously.
“Maturity.” My dad backed out of the room and closed the door.
Tag: romance humour funny young-adult-fiction young-adult-romance
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