Let's see that wrist."
I held it out, and Chase's jaw tightened.
"Look at that!" the medic shouted, staring over my shoulder behind us. The moment I turned my head he grabbed my hand and jerked it toward him, hard.
A crack as the bones in my wrist realigned.

Kristen Simmons

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Uncle Vito is going to make his own nephew swim with the fishes?

Kristen Ashley

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Even her pink bunny slippers seem to prick up their ears.

Diary of a Penguin-napper (p. 15)

Sally Harris

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Tex looked at Duke “She’s got spunk,” he said.
“Where I come from, we call it sass,” Duke replied.
“Where I come from, we call it attitude,” Smithie put in.
“Oh for the love of God, whatever you call
it, are you in or are you out?”
Jules clipped.

Kristen Ashley

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Whatever happened to the dragon?"

I mustered my primmest tone. "He has a name, you know."

Adrian pulled back and gave me a curious look. "I didn't know, actually. What'd you decide on?"

"Hopper." When Adrian laughed, I added, "Best rabbit ever. He'd be proud to know his name is being passed on."
"Yes, I'm sure he would. Did you name the Mustang too?"
"I think you mean the Ivashkinator."

He stared at me in wonder. "I told you I loved you, right?
"Yes," I assured him. "Many times.

Richelle Mead

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You’ve got a big ego, Fuentes.”
“That’s not all I’ve got.

Simone Elkeles

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Luis is right there.” I point to the corner of the yard, where my little brother is the centre of attention doing imitations of barnyard animals. I have yet to inform him that talent isn’t as much of a chick magnet when you get into junior high.

Simone Elkeles

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I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did.

Simone Elkeles

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You were lookin’ at me like you wanted to kiss me.”
I force a laugh. “Yeah, right,” I say sarcastically.
“Nobody’s watchin’ if you want to, you know, try it. Not to brag, but I’m somewhat of an expert.

Simone Elkeles

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