Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.
Holly BlackI hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally.
David SedarisEverything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will RogersI look like a biker slut from hell meets soldier of fortune pinup.
Laurell K. HamiltonTag: funny anita-blake
I sat on the bed. Neither of us said anything. I wasn't slick and sophisticated enough for this. What do you say to boyfriend A when he finds you naked in the bed of boyfriend B? Especially if boyfriend A turned into a monster the night before and ate someone. I bet Miss Manners didn't cover this at all.
Laurell K. HamiltonTag: sex funny polyamory anita-blake miss-manners
You can't kill us all, human.'
He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line?
Tag: funny bad-ass anita-blake
There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.
Laurell K. HamiltonTag: funny anita-blake
Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.
Laurell K. HamiltonTag: funny anita-blake
Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.
Laurell K. HamiltonTag: funny bad-ass anita-blake
We must eschew anything trivial. We must embrace all that is frivolous.... Trivial things take up all your time and dull your senses, whereas frivolity is meaningful, profound, worth living and dying for.... If we devote our lives to frivolity, the world will be a far, far better place. Humanity will be better able to fulfill its primary goal, that of having a good time.
Cynthia HeimelTag: inspirational funny fun
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