Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.

Holly Black

Tags: funny corny ironside



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I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally.

David Sedaris

Tags: hate funny sensitive



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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers

Tags: humor funny mean



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I look like a biker slut from hell meets soldier of fortune pinup.

Laurell K. Hamilton

Tags: funny anita-blake



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I sat on the bed. Neither of us said anything. I wasn't slick and sophisticated enough for this. What do you say to boyfriend A when he finds you naked in the bed of boyfriend B? Especially if boyfriend A turned into a monster the night before and ate someone. I bet Miss Manners didn't cover this at all.

Laurell K. Hamilton

Tags: sex funny polyamory anita-blake miss-manners



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You can't kill us all, human.'
He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line?

Laurell K. Hamilton

Tags: funny bad-ass anita-blake



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There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.

Laurell K. Hamilton

Tags: funny anita-blake



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Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

Laurell K. Hamilton

Tags: funny anita-blake



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Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.

Laurell K. Hamilton

Tags: funny bad-ass anita-blake



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We must eschew anything trivial. We must embrace all that is frivolous.... Trivial things take up all your time and dull your senses, whereas frivolity is meaningful, profound, worth living and dying for.... If we devote our lives to frivolity, the world will be a far, far better place. Humanity will be better able to fulfill its primary goal, that of having a good time.

Cynthia Heimel

Tags: inspirational funny fun



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