He wanted a faery. More than anything else in the world. He had already imagined exactly how it should happen. He would set up the invitation, and the next day there would be a petal-winged pisky clinging to the top of his bedpost. It would have a foolish grin on its face, and large ears, and it wouldn’t notice at all that Bartholomew was small and ugly and different from everyone else.
But no. Mother had to ruin everything.
Once Errol righted himself into some semblance of horsemanship, they set off at an easy canter. That is, the other horses set off at a canter, while Errol's horse settled into a teeth-shattering trot. After a hundred paces he could feel Horace's backbone through the saddle. The other riders pulled ahead without a backward glance, leaving him to his four-footed torture.
Patrick W. CarrTag: funny horse horses horseback-riding fantasy-fiction
Who are you?’ Gaia gasped.
The girl froze for a moment.
Looked at her. Smiled and said, ‘Who am I? I’m the Breeze, bitch!
Tag: humor funny gaia breeze sassy sass breeze-quote brianna the-breeze
Never miss a party...good for the nerves--like celery.
F. Scott FitzgeraldTag: humor love romance funny health party socializing gatsby anxiety fitzgerald party-monster zelda celery 20s flapper the-camel-s-back
I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life.
F. Scott FitzgeraldTag: humor love lies romance sex relationships funny lying f-scott-fitzgerald sweet gatsby pirates fitzgerald zelda 20s flapper the-offshore-pirate
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
F. Scott FitzgeraldTag: humor love girls kissing romance funny dating humorous gatsby fitzgerald lol zelda kissing-quotes 20s flapper head-and-shoulders
If you learn to laugh at yourself, you'll be entertained for a lifetime.
Lee McLaughlinTag: humor inspirational funny laughable
I'll drink your champagne. I'll drink every drop of it, I don't care if it kills me.
F. Scott FitzgeraldTag: humor inspirational love romance death sex funny decadence party alcohol gatsby alcoholism fitzgerald champagne zelda champage 20s flapper
Riddle!
what goes up when rains come down
Tag: poetry funny inspirationl
Mr. Satterthwaite looked cheered.
Suddenly an idea struck him. His jaw fell.
"My goodness," he cried, "I've only just realized it! That rascal, with his poisoned cocktail! Anyone might have drunk it! It might have been me!"
"There is an even more terrible possibility that you have not considered," said Poirot.
"Eh?"
"It might have been me," said Hercule Poirot.
Tag: humor funny mystery poison poirot hercule-poirot
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