If you two had babies would they be like uber-von Strassenbergs? Would they be like eight feet tall?
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I go in on your arm and we separate. To make me look unavailable, since Vlad likes what he can’t have, I play dumb blonde and make myself sexy.” I glared as Adam barked with laughter at my words.“No going off of the plan, when he takes you in the back room—and he will, you work the information out of him without blowing your cover, or him.” I shot the glare to Ryder. “I have no intention of bobbing on Vlad’s knob. Or yours.” I tossed into remove the wide smirk my response had given him and it worked.
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The psychopaths are always around. In calm times we study them, but in times of upheaval, they rule over us.
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I’m now ‘Doctor’ to the patients and I have to cover my ignorance by waving my arms and looking grave.
Howard FloreyTag: humor funny ignorance grave doctor nobel-laureate patients md
People change, just wait
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Restaurants are minefields for the socially inept
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Repetition will be repeated
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With faith anything can be solved
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I don’t know who you think you are” — my mother’s voice was low and dangerous — “but if you don’t get out of my way right this instant, it won’t matter.”
Adam was the Alpha werewolf in charge of the local pack. He was tough. He could be mean when he had to — and he wouldn’t stand a chance against my mom.
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My mother raised her eyebrow, and murmured, “And to think I was always worried that you didn’t have any friends. I suppose I should have been counting my blessings.
Patricia BriggsTag: friends blessings funny mother
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