She held up her calloused, grimy fingers. Leo couldn't help thinking there was nothing hotter than a girl who didn't mind getting her hands dirty. But of course, that was just a general comment. Didn't apply to Calypso. Obviously.
Rick RiordanTag: humor love funny calypso leo-valdez
Huh," Leo said. "Well, if you ever get off this island and want a job, let me know. You're not a total klutz."
She smirked. "A job, eh?" Making things in your forge?"
"Nah, we could start our own shop," Leo said, surprising himself. Starting a machine shop had always been one of his dreams, but he'd never told anyone about it. "Leo and Calypso's Garage: Auto Repair and Mechanical Monsters.
Tag: humor love funny calypso leo-valdez
The Church being what she is cannot have the instincts of a gentleman.
George Everett MacdonaldTag: humor atheism funny criticism instinct the-church gentleman
Had there been a lunatic asylum in the suburbs of Jerusalem, Jesus Christ would infallibly have been shut up in it at the outset of his public career. That interview with Satan on the pinnacle of the Temple would alone have damned him, and everything that happened after could but have confirmed the diagnosis.
H. Havelock EllisTag: humor funny psychoanalysis jerusalem crazy-jesus lunatic-asylum
All your Western theologies, the whole mythology of them, are based on the concept of God as a senile delinquent
Tennessee WilliamsTag: humor atheism funny mythology crazy-beliefs senile-delinquent western-theology
I do not believe in any religion, I will have nothing to do with immortality. We are miserable enough in this life without speculating upon another.
Lord ByronTag: humor life belief atheism funny immortality speculation miserable
I'm a born-again atheist.
Gore VidalTag: humor atheism funny atheist born-again-atheist
Christianity is such a silly religion.
Gore VidalTag: humor funny myth superstition irreverence silly-religion
[When asked about his thoughts on gods]
I think it's like a movie that was way too popular. It's a story that's been told too many times and just doesn't mean anything. Man lived on the planet — [placing his fingers an inch apart], this is 5000 years of semi-recorded history. And God and the Bible, that came in somewhere around the middle, maybe 2000. This is the last 2000, this is what we're about to celebrate [indicating about an 1/8th of an inch with his fingers]. Now, humans, in some shape or form, have been on the earth for three million years [pointing across the room to indicate the distance]. So, all this time, from there [gesturing toward the other side of the room], to here [indicating the 1/8th of an inch], there was no God, there was no story, there was no myth and people lived on this planet and they wandered and they gathered and they did all these things. The planet was never threatened. How did they survive for all this time without this belief in God? I'd like to ask this to someone who knows about Christianity and maybe you do. That just seems funny to me.
Tag: belief atheism funny myth meaning atheist humans popularity movie celebration planet millions-of-years
I smelled barbecue before I reached the house, and that made me madder than ever, because I really love barbecue.
Rick RiordanTag: funny
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