Cuando me di cuenta que el mundo era como esa naranja me dieron unas ganas tremendas de comerme un pedazo del mundo. Sentía una sed terrible y los dientes se me salían de la boca por ir a darle un mordisco.
Marcela PazTag: humor life insanity mundo inspirational-attitude descubrimiento niños comida naranja
I can suck the chrome off a bumper and leave the car still standing. In other words, I am sexually gifted, a hero among gay men.
J.P. BarnabyTag: humor charlie cheeky-quotes
Ernestine used to remark, in a tone tinged with envy, that Lill was probably New Jersey's youngest gold digger, and that few adult gold diggers ever had received more, in return for less.
Frank B. Gilbreth Jr.Tag: humor money new-jersey gold-diggers
To read someone else's work is good, to have them read yours is amazing!
Rishi BaruaTag: humor cognitive-psychology
How do you know you're a mom? If you never have a Kleenex in your purse when YOU need it?" L. R. W. Lee
L.R.W. LeeThis is a world of controversies, if you speak a truth; you will be awarded as a idol of stupidness".
Bikash_RushTag: humor inspirational truth
FEAR stands for fuck everything and run.
Stephen KingTag: humor humour stephen-king
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What's on the inside, beneath that sugar? Is it a bug? Is it a booger?
Elle ValentineTag: humor food health childrens-books
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Remember: eye contact," he says. "And be sure to smile."
"You are such a mom."
"You know what your problem is?"
"That my boyfriend is acting like a mom?
Tag: humor
Why even dictate?
Well, like a lot of other dictators, there's one man's opinion I value above all others. Mine.
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