No one ever wants to hear how stressed out anyone else is, because most of the time everyone is stressed out.
Mindy KalingTag: humor
All your Western theologies, the whole mythology of them, are based on the concept of God as a senile delinquent
Tennessee WilliamsTag: humor atheism funny mythology crazy-beliefs senile-delinquent western-theology
I do not believe in any religion, I will have nothing to do with immortality. We are miserable enough in this life without speculating upon another.
Lord ByronTag: humor life belief atheism funny immortality speculation miserable
I'm a born-again atheist.
Gore VidalTag: humor atheism funny atheist born-again-atheist
Christianity is such a silly religion.
Gore VidalTag: humor funny myth superstition irreverence silly-religion
Birth, n.: The first and direst of all disasters.
Ambrose BierceI was ten,” I said. “Give me a little credit.”
“To a boy with aspirations like that, I would extend my respect—but not credit. Or life insurance.” Abraham sounded amused. “You are an interesting man, David Charleston, but you sound like you were an even more interesting child.
Tag: humor fantasy dystopian-fantasy
Your Moodswings are kind of giving me whiplash
Stephanie MeyerTag: humor edward-cullen bella-swan
But of course, all of this is just a silly fad, and when you add an "e" to fad, you get fade. And I predict this fad will fade.
Andrew ClementsTag: humor
Never judge someone until you've walked a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do judge him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes.
Emo PhilipsTag: humor
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