Well, a man has to have his limits somewhere, and being shoved into a hole in the wall is mine.

Sara Jo Easton

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Teela turned to Severn. "I'm having trouble remembering why I haven't
strangled her yet."
Severn shrugged. "I have that problem myself some days. At the moment,
though, the only betting pool in the office seems to be on the Sergeant."
"Ha-ha." Kaylin said with a distinct lack of cheer. And then, because she
was a fiefling, "What odds?" He cuffed the top of her head.

Michelle Sagara West

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Generally speaking, I try not to generalize.

Addison C. Arthur

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If the pen is mightier than the sword, then what is the laptop? A light saber or a life saver?

K.S. Collier

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Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.

Carroll Bryant

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Pardon me Mam,I'm new in town, could you please show me the way to your house?

Frank Calvin Mann

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What do you want?"
"Spain"
"Fuck!

Christopher Moore

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Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. (T-Shirt)

Darynda Jones

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Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)

Darynda Jones

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If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. (BUMPER STICKER)

Darynda Jones

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