Wenigstens hatte sie mich zur Freundin, ich nahm sie mit nach Hause und dort liebten wir gemeinsam mehrere Hamster zu Tode. Wer als Hamster in einem Kinderzimmer wiedergeboren wird, der hat in seinem vorherigen Leben etwas sehr Elementares falsch gemacht.
Alexandra ReinwarthTag: humorous-quotes
How bad could things be if my hair was neat?
Jeff LindsayTag: humorous-quotes
They appear somewhat unreliable," he murmured.
"Unreliable? Nonsense, Superior! Out of luck is all, and we both know how that goes, no? Why, there's not a man of them I wouldn't trust my mother to."
"Are you sure?"
"She's been dead these twenty years. What harm could they do her now?
Tag: trust humorous-quotes
Whats up home skillet, biscuit.
Ali CooperTag: humorous-quotes
A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.
Elizabeth Jane HowardTag: rainy-day humorous-quotes
Are you on crack? Or did I take a righteous bong hit before coming here?
Natasha LarryTag: short-stories humorous-quotes young-adult-fantasy
It's all right, darling. I'll finish the financial report on my own. I can think clearly before sex and stay awake afterwards. That's one of the nice things about being a woman.
Barbara Taylor BradfordTag: humorous-quotes may-december-relationships
Stop crying. You're giving archangels everywhere a bad name.
Becca FitzpatrickTag: patch-cipriano humorous-quotes
Charity knew she had to begin looking for a job soon. Definitely tomorrow, or the next day. Or perhaps the day after that. Charity didn't believe in procrastination. She just needed to plan her strategy. She was sound asleep on the sofa when Lady Margaret got back from London.
Elizabeth Jane HowardTag: procrastination humorous-quotes lazyness
Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.
Elizabeth Jane HowardTag: dieting humorous-quotes
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