Wenigstens hatte sie mich zur Freundin, ich nahm sie mit nach Hause und dort liebten wir gemeinsam mehrere Hamster zu Tode. Wer als Hamster in einem Kinderzimmer wiedergeboren wird, der hat in seinem vorherigen Leben etwas sehr Elementares falsch gemacht.

Alexandra Reinwarth

Stichwörter: humorous-quotes



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How bad could things be if my hair was neat?

Jeff Lindsay

Stichwörter: humorous-quotes



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They appear somewhat unreliable," he murmured.
"Unreliable? Nonsense, Superior! Out of luck is all, and we both know how that goes, no? Why, there's not a man of them I wouldn't trust my mother to."
"Are you sure?"
"She's been dead these twenty years. What harm could they do her now?

Joe Abercrombie

Stichwörter: trust humorous-quotes



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Whats up home skillet, biscuit.

Ali Cooper

Stichwörter: humorous-quotes



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A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.

Elizabeth Jane Howard

Stichwörter: rainy-day humorous-quotes



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Are you on crack? Or did I take a righteous bong hit before coming here?

Natasha Larry

Stichwörter: short-stories humorous-quotes young-adult-fantasy



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It's all right, darling. I'll finish the financial report on my own. I can think clearly before sex and stay awake afterwards. That's one of the nice things about being a woman.

Barbara Taylor Bradford

Stichwörter: humorous-quotes may-december-relationships



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Stop crying. You're giving archangels everywhere a bad name.

Becca Fitzpatrick

Stichwörter: patch-cipriano humorous-quotes



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Charity knew she had to begin looking for a job soon. Definitely tomorrow, or the next day. Or perhaps the day after that. Charity didn't believe in procrastination. She just needed to plan her strategy. She was sound asleep on the sofa when Lady Margaret got back from London.

Elizabeth Jane Howard

Stichwörter: procrastination humorous-quotes lazyness



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Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.

Elizabeth Jane Howard

Stichwörter: dieting humorous-quotes



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