Cool people are only cool for the first thirty minutes of knowing them. After that, they just become annoying.
Carroll BryantForgive me....I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel.
Lloyd AlexanderTag: humor adventure funny humorous comebacks silly
-"He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid.
Tag: humor satire funny comedy witty humorous ironic comebacks sharp comical
(About sweeping)....
What he was in FACT doing was moving the dirt around with a broom, to give it a change of scenery and a chance to make new friends.
Tag: funny humorous irony ironic laughable
You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.
Terry PratchettTag: humor satire funny wit humorous irony comeback witty-quotes
-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?
-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.
Tag: humor satire wit humorous comeback funny-and-random witty-quotes
(About a cookbook...)
- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.
Tag: humor satire wit witty humorous comebacks retort funny-and-random
People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.
Terry PratchettTag: humor funny humorous irony ironic
Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton.
Matt DunnTag: funny humorous louis-vuitton
Does the work get easier once you know what you are doing?"
"Your lungs grow thick with stone dust and your eyes bleary from the sun and fragments thrown up by the chisel. You pour your lifeblood out into works of stone for Romans who will take your money in taxes to feed soldiers who will nail your people to crosses for wanting to be free. Your back breaks, your bones creak, your wife screeches at you, and your children torment you with open begging mouths, like greedy baby birds in the nest. You go to bed every night so tired and beaten that you pray to the Lord to send the angel of death to take you in your sleep so you don't have to face another morning. It also has its downside.
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