I did so many bad things to your god; if he or she exists; would have been pregnant now.
M.F. MoonzajerTag: god atheism atheist pregnant
What did your mom say?"
"She said I better not be pregnant."
Janie snorts. "What the hell is wrong with our parents, anyway? Wait -- you're not, are you?"
"Of course not! Sheesh, Janers! I may not have gotten the best grades in school, but I'm not stupid. You know I'm on the Pill. And his Jimmy doesn't get near me without a raincoat, yadamean? Ain't nothin' getting through my little fortress!
Tag: sex funny pregnant gone carrie lisa lisa-mcmann janie dream-catcher jimmy stu wake-series mcmann janers raincoat
I hate”relative term”, it is everywhere cause even men are relatively pregnant.
M.F. MoonzajerTag: pregnant relative-term
It's because I'm pregnant, Christian."
He snorts, and his mouth twists into an ironic smile. "If I knew getting you knocked up was going to make you eat, I might have done it earlier.
Tag: humor funny christian eating eat pregnant fifty-shades e-l-james fifty-shades-of-grey christian-grey fifty-shades-freed ana anastasia-steele anastasia-grey
And the baby?" The words are anguished, breathless.
"The baby's fine, Mr. Grey."
"Oh, thank God." The words are litany... a prayer, "Oh, thank God.
Tag: pregnancy baby pregnant anastasia fifty-shades e-l-james fifty-shades-of-grey christian-grey fifty-shades-freed ana anastasia-grey
You are pregnant, with child, in the family way. People, some of whom you hardly know, will begin to comment on your belly size. They might even give it a rub, like you have strapped an animal of some kind in your front side and given total strangers permission to pet you at their leisure.
Amy E. SpiegelTag: pregnancy pregnant pregnancy-humor
You’re getting ahead of yourself, Danika!” she said bracingly. “One thing at a time. Those home things can be wrong! Don’t panic until it’s time to panic! Maybe you’re just dying of some horrible disease and you aren’t even pregnant at all?
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