Fifteen minutes later, Justin looks at his pint of blood with pride. He doesn't want it to go to some stranger, he almost wants to bring it to the hospital himself, survey the wards and present it to someone special, for it's the first thing to come straight from his heart in a very long time.

Cecelia Ahern

Tag: random humour heart funny



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I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason.

Diane Messidoro

Tag: random humour funny horse



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When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.

Diane Messidoro

Tag: cats random humour funny



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lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.

Diane Messidoro

Tag: boys random funny



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You should have seen the costumes for the last few prom themes: Pimps and their srteet ho's; CEOs and their office ho's; GI Joes and their combat ho's; Gardeners and their garden hose;Firemen and their fire hose... If you ask me, a 'masquerade' theme isn't flattering for anyones features, nor does it define the apppropriate gender roles very clearly.

The Harvard Lampoon

Tag: random funny nightlight edwart-mullen ho-s



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If you fall, I'll be the there

Floor

Tag: random funny fall floor



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You can tell he's mexican because of his chinese eyes.

Madeline Downs

Tag: random



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I can grow a pair.

Madeline Downs

Tag: random



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I said 'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't speak Swedish.'
'Well, of course you don't. Neither do I. Who the hell speaks Swedish?

John Green

Tag: random



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Well blow me down with a solar flare.

Nenia Campbell

Tag: humor random silly funny-and-random



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