Fifteen minutes later, Justin looks at his pint of blood with pride. He doesn't want it to go to some stranger, he almost wants to bring it to the hospital himself, survey the wards and present it to someone special, for it's the first thing to come straight from his heart in a very long time.
Cecelia AhernTags: random humour heart funny
I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason.
Diane MessidoroTags: random humour funny horse
When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.
Diane MessidoroTags: cats random humour funny
lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.
Diane MessidoroYou should have seen the costumes for the last few prom themes: Pimps and their srteet ho's; CEOs and their office ho's; GI Joes and their combat ho's; Gardeners and their garden hose;Firemen and their fire hose... If you ask me, a 'masquerade' theme isn't flattering for anyones features, nor does it define the apppropriate gender roles very clearly.
The Harvard LampoonTags: random funny nightlight edwart-mullen ho-s
If you fall, I'll be the there
FloorYou can tell he's mexican because of his chinese eyes.
Madeline DownsTags: random
I can grow a pair.
Madeline DownsTags: random
I said 'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't speak Swedish.'
'Well, of course you don't. Neither do I. Who the hell speaks Swedish?
Tags: random
Well blow me down with a solar flare.
Nenia CampbellTags: humor random silly funny-and-random
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