Why were you lurking under our window?"
"Yes - yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.
Tag: humor harry-potter sarcasm news dursley
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny.
If you wish, I shall go personally to your City and knock together the heads of Perlith and Galooney.
Robin McKinleyYes, we'll yell, 'Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese'.
Shannon HaleSarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
Cassandra ClareDon't tell me," Jace said, "Simon's turned himself into an ocelot and you want me to do something about it before Isabelle makes him into a stole. Well, you'll have have to wait till tomorrow. I'm out of commission." He pointed at himself - he was wearing blue pajamas with a hole in the sleeve. "Look. Jammies."
"Jace," Clary said, "this is important."
"Don't tell me," he said. "You've got a drawing emergency. You need a nude model. Well, I'm not in the mood. You could always ask Hodge," he said as an afterthought. "I hear he'll do anything for a -"
"JACE!" she interrupted him, her voice rising to a scream. "JUST SHUT UP FOR A SECOND AND LISTEN, WILL YOU?
Tag: sarcasm clary-fray jace-wayland pijamas
Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.
P.G. WodehouseTag: humor love marriage sarcasm matrimony married-life blandness lack-of-feeling lovelessness
I'm sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain.
Cassandra ClareTag: humor sarcasm defense-mechanism
She was heartily ashamed of her ignorance - a misplaced shame. Where people wish to attach, they should always be ignorant. To come with a well−informed mind is to come with an inability of administering to the vanity of others, which a sensible person would always wish to avoid. A woman especially, if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
Jane AustenTag: intelligence empowerment knowledge women feminism prejudice ignorance vanity sarcasm irony stereotypes attachment clichés preconceptions concealment
It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.
Cassandra ClareTag: humor sarcasm jace-wayland
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