Awww," Minho said. "That's almost as sweet as that time she slammed the end of a spear into your shuck face.
James DashnerI know a lie when I hear one.
Adrian MitchellTag: life honesty satire lie sarcasm quote
The standard clauses of the American dream only included two weeks of vacation a year.
Jeff DeckOh no, praying is great, without it the thumbscrews and the Iron Maiden probably never would have been invented.
Stephen KingYou're stubborn- anyone ever tell you that before?
Carrie RyanThomas: Is it [my brain] fixed?
Brenda: It worked, judging from the fact that you're not trying to kill us anymore...
Tag: humor sarcasm brain sci-fi mind-control maze-runner
The logic behind patriotism is a mystery. At least a man who believes that his own family or clan is superior to all others is familiar with more than 0.000003% of the people involved.
Criss JamiTag: humor family people belief nationalism patriotism patriotic funny arrogance logic sarcasm statistics mystery illogical pride true country superiority superior inferiority nation bias funny-but-true patriot clan irrational sarcastic percent arrogant inferior estimate estimated estimation percentage prideful stat statistic stats
Ivypool felt her mouth drop open "Hollyleaf? But...you you're dead!"
"Obviously not," the newcomer replied with an edge to her voice.
Tag: sarcasm warriors hollyleaf
By the way, if you get mad at your Mac laptop and wonder who designed this demonic device, notice the manufacturer's icon on top: an apple with a bite out of it.
Peter KreeftTag: humor philosophy christianity apple bible sarcasm spirituality theology catholicism adam-and-eve genesis old-testament original-sin garden-of-eden mac forbidden-fruit macintosh jesus-shock apple-computer-inc steve-jobs laptop
Phones with numerical keypads worked best for dialing phone calls. Incidentally, phone calls tend to be the primary function of a phone. 'Smartphones' completely ignore these basic facts, resulting in some of the least intelligent devices I've seen yet. Oh the irony.
Ashly LorenzanaTag: humor communication technology opinion sarcasm phones smartphones
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