Wes sat in a cracked vinyl booth picking at his fries and listening to Amanda go on and on about the dress she'd found.
'...and it has these little lavender bows. Oh, Wes, I can't wait 'til you see it.' She gesticulated wildly, and her only saving grace right now was her amazing rack that swayed and bounced with each movement. Sometimes he swore that was the only reason he ever looked crosswise at Amanda Price. That, and her daddy's checkbook.
'And I found these shoes--"
'Uh huh, that's nice,' he cut her off and slid free from the booth. He held out his hand. 'Got the card?' He waved the bill in the air at her questioning gaze. Was she a little cross-eyed, maybe? He thought so.
Tag: humor sarcasm drama sarcastic-humor
Aren't you supposed to say that everything is going to be okay?
C.V. HuntTag: sarcastic-humor
Nobody should have to die to a crappy soundtrack
James R. TuckTag: humor sarcastic-humor
Are you fighting evil tonight?...Then you are doing the Lord's work. Shut the fuck up.
James R. TuckTag: sarcastic-humor
Christians rejected the need for proof to support belief in God, yet dismissed proof altogether when it was there.
Kira PeikoffTag: religion sarcastic-humor
Mr. Sand, do you think it's possible to fall in love in the space of a single day?"
He smiled. "I wouldn't know. I only fall in love at night. Never lasts beyond breakfast, though.
Tag: sarcastic-humor sage-advice
It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half.
Jess C. ScottTag: cynicism marriage lust sarcasm control cynic cynical married-life control-freaks spouses sarcastic cynical-humor sarcastic-humor lust-for-everything spouse control-issues
Don't waste yer' breath kid. Explainin' anything to that one? It's like tryin' ta' slap the dumb off a retard... -George Foster
S.P. DurninTag: humor sarcasm sarcastic-humor military-humor
The worst thing about the dead rising? (Other than, you know, all the zombies?) The smell. Nothing kills the mood like the odor of three day old road kill and poo... -Katherine Anita Cho(KyCH)
S.P. DurninTag: humor humorous sarcastic sarcastic-humor
Want some help with help with that stick in your ass, love?"
"No. It's quite comfortable, thank you."
"It should be. It's been in there for years." Nix winked at Will. "I hope you'll forgive my wife. She's a bit antisocial."
"And water's a bit wet.
Tag: sarcastic-humor
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