She is probably by this time as tired of me, as I am of her; but as she is too Polite and I am too civil to say so, our letters are still as frequent and affectionate as ever, and our Attachment as firm and sincere as when it first commenced.
Jane AustenTag: friendship letters satire jane-austen sincerity loyalty polite love-and-friendship pen-pals
Obama's plan for "change": Let's do everything Bush did, only with more suck! Because it just didn't suck badly enough the first time!
Michelle TempletJersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined.
Michelle TempletTag: humor satire jersey-shore
Quite possibly the only infinite power in the universe may be the human capacity for self-deception.
Michelle TempletTag: humor philosophy satire
The universe seems to be a lot like a car or a computer, in that it's designed to be user-friendly, which doesn't necessarily require the user to have a clue what's going on under the hood.
Michelle TempletTag: science philosophy satire
My therapist told me that I over-analyze everything. I explained to him that he only thinks this because of his unhappy relationship with his mother.
Michelle TempletTag: humor satire mental-illness mental-health-stigma
General assumptions often lead to erroneous conclusions, but one cannot go far wrong in always assuming that whatever one's government is saying is a lie.
Michelle TempletTag: politics satire government
Presenting a rational argument to a person who has forsaken the use of reason is like asking a vegetarian to eat a cheeseburger.
Michelle TempletMy inner goddess confirms that staring at a beautiful/rich/powerful face is the basis of True Love.
Jess C. ScottTag: love true-love romance satire drama obsession parody crime-fiction twilight snark social-criticism snarkiness fifty-shades fifty-shades-of-grey snarky-quotes inner-goddess
Because I want to have sex with him--and because that's sinful--I'm blushing and flushing furiously under his scrutinizing scrutiny.
Jess C. ScottTag: sexuality love sex satire drama obsession parody crime-fiction twilight snark social-criticism stephenie-meyer bad-writing fifty-shades e-l-james fifty-shades-of-grey
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