Most wives fuck their husbands, just to ensure financial support. Marriage is just a form of legalized prostitution, when you really thought about it.

K. Syrah

Tag: sarcasm witty



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Pretending to care what men think is an art. It takes moments to learn, but lifetimes to master. I’d like to believe I’m an expert.

Dennis Sharpe

Tag: witty true awesome vampire veronica



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....Charles laughingly observed,'Gospel and the blues are really, if you break it down, almost the same thing. It's just a question of whether you're talkin' about a woman or God.

Craig Werner

Tag: music soul religion witty blues



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The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.

George R.R. Martin

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You like? she asked Slade. He gave her a head nod and she vanished behind the curtain.
That's my sister, he said, pointing at the closed curtain.
I shrugged. "I'm glad you guys are so close.

Holly Hood

Tag: life love sarcasm witty paranomral-romance



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I wasn't used to guys making me blush, and I wasn't sure why he even was making me blush.

Holly Hood

Tag: love witty crush



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But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is is good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. Van Gogh, Beethoven, Edgar Allen Poe, Sylvia Plath, Pink Floyd (the early Piper at the Gates of Dawn line up), scientific breakthroughs, spiritual revolution, utopian visions, zany nationalism that kills millions- wait, that’s the bad kind. Tim Dorsey (Hurricane Punch)

Tim Dorsey

Tag: humor witty florida serial-killer serge



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The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.

Josh Lanyon

Tag: humor reading witty



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And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first!

Susan Kay

Tag: humor satire funny witty irony ironic comeback sharp



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-"He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful."

-"It was stupid.

Lloyd Alexander

Tag: humor satire funny comedy witty humorous ironic comebacks sharp comical



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