Most wives fuck their husbands, just to ensure financial support. Marriage is just a form of legalized prostitution, when you really thought about it.
K. SyrahPretending to care what men think is an art. It takes moments to learn, but lifetimes to master. I’d like to believe I’m an expert.
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....Charles laughingly observed,'Gospel and the blues are really, if you break it down, almost the same thing. It's just a question of whether you're talkin' about a woman or God.
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The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.
George R.R. MartinYou like? she asked Slade. He gave her a head nod and she vanished behind the curtain.
That's my sister, he said, pointing at the closed curtain.
I shrugged. "I'm glad you guys are so close.
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I wasn't used to guys making me blush, and I wasn't sure why he even was making me blush.
Holly HoodBut you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is is good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. Van Gogh, Beethoven, Edgar Allen Poe, Sylvia Plath, Pink Floyd (the early Piper at the Gates of Dawn line up), scientific breakthroughs, spiritual revolution, utopian visions, zany nationalism that kills millions- wait, that’s the bad kind. Tim Dorsey (Hurricane Punch)
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The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.
Josh LanyonAnd it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first!
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-"He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid.
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