The stoic contemplates fallen leaves; the epicure rakes them into a loveseat.
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The French: a people who have used their sophisticated culture and beautiful language to bequeath to the world the sliced potato.
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Bragging about your compassion is the first step towards feeling a genuine emotion.
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Sympathy is why when a man is getting mugged, you let him keep his shirt after you take his life. Funerals are respectable affairs, after all.
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Dentistry is a precondition to love at first sight. When your eyes meet she beams with happiness, but when you smile back she shows her true reflexes.
BauvardFirst people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back.
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Humor is not an end in itself, but a tool to understanding. A dense head must be tickled with an ax.
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Spontaneous abortion: the opposite of immaculate conception. God has compensated for Christianity’s violent history by revealing that innocent blood does not have to be spilt.
BauvardI study men like I study books: I skim their midsections.
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Folk wisdom: quaint sayings of urban sophisticates compiled from the suburbs.
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