The stoic contemplates fallen leaves; the epicure rakes them into a loveseat.

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The French: a people who have used their sophisticated culture and beautiful language to bequeath to the world the sliced potato.

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Bragging about your compassion is the first step towards feeling a genuine emotion.

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Sympathy is why when a man is getting mugged, you let him keep his shirt after you take his life. Funerals are respectable affairs, after all.

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Dentistry is a precondition to love at first sight. When your eyes meet she beams with happiness, but when you smile back she shows her true reflexes.

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First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back.

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Humor is not an end in itself, but a tool to understanding. A dense head must be tickled with an ax.

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Spontaneous abortion: the opposite of immaculate conception. God has compensated for Christianity’s violent history by revealing that innocent blood does not have to be spilt.

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I study men like I study books: I skim their midsections.

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Folk wisdom: quaint sayings of urban sophisticates compiled from the suburbs.

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