Strange star-like object over Oslo right before Obama arrives. A gift of a golden medal given by a group of wise men... Nah.
Craig FergusonStichwörter: jesus nobel-prize sacrilege obama
You better watch out.
You better not cry.
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why,
Cause Santa Clause might put a cap in your ass.
I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!
Craig FergusonStichwörter: free confused troubled
Twas the night before Thanksgiving.
All the food's in the oven.
And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.
Stichwörter: poetry food poem thanksgiving masturbation
The views expressed by Me are in no way endorsed by CBS any of its allied companies or in fact Me.
Craig FergusonStichwörter: disclaimer contradictory
I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.
Craig FergusonStichwörter: double-entendre
It 's the time of year when Canadians mate.
Craig FergusonStichwörter: sex canada canadians mate
Well, everyone, welcome to Shark Week. Oh that's on CBS and there's been a lot of cutbacks, so it's just Friday night for a couple of minutes. And we don't have any sharks, just an immigrant with a puppet. Hey, but it's a start!
Craig FergusonIt may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear.
Craig FergusonStichwörter: fear
....maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun.
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