Strange star-like object over Oslo right before Obama arrives. A gift of a golden medal given by a group of wise men... Nah.
Craig FergusonMots clés jesus nobel-prize sacrilege obama
You better watch out.
You better not cry.
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why,
Cause Santa Clause might put a cap in your ass.
I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!
Craig FergusonMots clés free confused troubled
Twas the night before Thanksgiving.
All the food's in the oven.
And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.
Mots clés poetry food poem thanksgiving masturbation
The views expressed by Me are in no way endorsed by CBS any of its allied companies or in fact Me.
Craig FergusonMots clés disclaimer contradictory
I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.
Craig FergusonMots clés double-entendre
It 's the time of year when Canadians mate.
Craig FergusonMots clés sex canada canadians mate
Well, everyone, welcome to Shark Week. Oh that's on CBS and there's been a lot of cutbacks, so it's just Friday night for a couple of minutes. And we don't have any sharks, just an immigrant with a puppet. Hey, but it's a start!
Craig FergusonIt may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear.
Craig FergusonMots clés fear
....maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun.
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