I've exercised with women so thin, buzzards followed them to their cars.
Erma BombeckIn Russia, as I sat there day after day wearing headphones, listening to the interpreter struggle to make our words relevant, I wondered if we could establish meaningful rapport with a nation that had never seen raisins dance in dark glasses on TV...never had a garage sale.
Erma BombeckStichwörter: humorous
One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
Erma BombeckStichwörter: humorous
Throughout the years I have set up my own rules about eating food: Never eat anything you can't pronounce. Beware of food that is described as, "Some Americans say it tastes like chicken.
Erma BombeckStichwörter: humor
When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.
Erma BombeckStichwörter: humor
Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn't turn it on.
Erma BombeckStichwörter: motherhood
The grass is always greener on the other side.
Erma BombeckStichwörter: erma-bombeck grass-is-greener
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.
Erma BombeckStichwörter: talent god heaven afterlife judgement
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It's frightening to wake up one morning and discover that while you were asleep you went out of style.
Erma BombeckStichwörter: bulalo-soup-for-the-sole jew-lariosa
Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.
Erma BombeckStichwörter: shopping
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