Die besten Zitate der Welt!

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

Sincerity - if you can fake that, you've got it made.

Stichwörter: sincerity fake

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Stichwörter: acting

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.

Stichwörter: humor

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

Stichwörter: getting-old

Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.

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