Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

George Burns


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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

George Burns


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If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

George Burns


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Sincerity - if you can fake that, you've got it made.

George Burns

Mots clés sincerity fake



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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

George Burns

Mots clés acting



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I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.

George Burns

Mots clés humor



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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.

George Burns


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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

George Burns


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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

George Burns

Mots clés getting-old



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Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.

George Burns


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