AAAAIIIE!
You're the guy with the things, and the thing that does that thing, and then you did that one thing!
Oh, and I think there's something about other things, and maybe you fix things?
-Sergeant Schlock
Stichwörter: humour thing shock vague
Oh, that's great. That way, when things have quieted down, and we come up for air, or money, or re-supply, we'll get a nice explosive package from him that says "so nice to see you again" in a way that only multi-megaton yields can.
Howard TaylerStichwörter: humour sarcasm captain mercenaries explosives
The Tausennigan Ob'enn warlords look like cuddly teddy-bears?"
"Yes, they do, and they'd cheerfully exterminate your entire race for making that observation!"
"I guess that explains their rich military history, then.
Stichwörter: humour military artificial-intelligence contradictions overreaction warlord cuddly
Judging by the sounds of general panic, I want a gun like that.
Howard TaylerStichwörter: humour violence panic gun
Maxim 2:
A sergeant in motion outranks a lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Stichwörter: military mercenaries rules-to-live-by
Now, let's hear some properly terrified screaming, puny humans!
Howard TaylerI'm a disgruntled ex-civil servant, and I'm armed. If you don't process my license right now I'm going to start making small, yet significant holes in people.
Howard TaylerStichwörter: shooting threats disgruntled
Maxim 13:
Do unto others.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Stichwörter: rules-to-live-by subverted-saying
Ow. Stop that. It hurts my brain.
Isn't your brain distributed through your entire body?
See why I want you to stop with the doublethink?
-Sergeant Schlock
Stichwörter: humour doublethink headache
I'll leave you two alone. Morality might be contagious.
Howard TaylerStichwörter: morality humour contagious
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