AAAAIIIE!
You're the guy with the things, and the thing that does that thing, and then you did that one thing!
Oh, and I think there's something about other things, and maybe you fix things?
-Sergeant Schlock
Mots clés humour thing shock vague
Oh, that's great. That way, when things have quieted down, and we come up for air, or money, or re-supply, we'll get a nice explosive package from him that says "so nice to see you again" in a way that only multi-megaton yields can.
Howard TaylerMots clés humour sarcasm captain mercenaries explosives
The Tausennigan Ob'enn warlords look like cuddly teddy-bears?"
"Yes, they do, and they'd cheerfully exterminate your entire race for making that observation!"
"I guess that explains their rich military history, then.
Mots clés humour military artificial-intelligence contradictions overreaction warlord cuddly
Judging by the sounds of general panic, I want a gun like that.
Howard TaylerMots clés humour violence panic gun
Maxim 2:
A sergeant in motion outranks a lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Mots clés military mercenaries rules-to-live-by
Now, let's hear some properly terrified screaming, puny humans!
Howard TaylerI'm a disgruntled ex-civil servant, and I'm armed. If you don't process my license right now I'm going to start making small, yet significant holes in people.
Howard TaylerMots clés shooting threats disgruntled
Maxim 13:
Do unto others.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Mots clés rules-to-live-by subverted-saying
Ow. Stop that. It hurts my brain.
Isn't your brain distributed through your entire body?
See why I want you to stop with the doublethink?
-Sergeant Schlock
Mots clés humour doublethink headache
I'll leave you two alone. Morality might be contagious.
Howard TaylerMots clés morality humour contagious
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