Are you done briefing the company yet?"
"We, um... Haven't gotten through the introductions yet."
"Allow me: Time-traveling Kevyn Andreyasn, this is the mercenary company "Tagon's Toughs."
"Company, this is the time-traveling Kevyn Andreyasn, who will have become your captain thirty-two hours from now, as of seven weeks ago.
Now, quick. Let's go save the galaxy while they're confused.
Mots clés humour confusion time-travel introductions mercenaries heroics taking-charge
That's odd. It looks almost as if Nick is picking a fight with that elephant."
"Well, the elephant started it."
"That's irrelevant. Fighting with civilians is against the rules. Go break it up."
-Admiral Breya Andreyasn
Mots clés humour fighting orders elephant
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.
Rule one: don't taunt elephants.
Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants.
-Sergeant Schlock
Mots clés humour rules taunt elephant rules-to-live-by
Welcome to your new bodies, gentlemen. If you'd like, I can help you start your own 'dysmorphia is all in your head' support group.
Howard TaylerMots clés humour sci-fi doctor size dysmorphia
No! Wait! I've got a better idea..."
"Your ideas tend to result in unnecessary violence, Sergeant Schlock."
"And your point is..."
"Let's broaden the definition of 'necessary'.
Mots clés humour violence suggestion necessary idea
Two minutes worth of signal analysis told me all I needed to know. This station "talks" to the dark matter universe about what goes on inside."
"How did you cobble together a jammer so quickly?"
"I had one on me.
Mots clés humour sci-fi making-do handiness radio-jammer
Kevyn, I'm promoting you from Tech Sergeant to Munitions Commander. I want you to take responsibility for all Company weapons.
Munitions Commander? Why me?
I don't know. Call it "suspicion of extreme competence" on my part.
-Captain Tagon
Mots clés humour weapons military sci-fi competence promotion
Maxim 1:
Pillage, then burn.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Mots clés mercenaries rules-to-live-by
Maxim 9:
Never turn your back on an enemy.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Mots clés caution enemy rules-to-live-by
Maxim 5:
Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Mots clés military rules-to-live-by air-support
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