Are you done briefing the company yet?"
"We, um... Haven't gotten through the introductions yet."
"Allow me: Time-traveling Kevyn Andreyasn, this is the mercenary company "Tagon's Toughs."
"Company, this is the time-traveling Kevyn Andreyasn, who will have become your captain thirty-two hours from now, as of seven weeks ago.
Now, quick. Let's go save the galaxy while they're confused.
Stichwörter: humour confusion time-travel introductions mercenaries heroics taking-charge
That's odd. It looks almost as if Nick is picking a fight with that elephant."
"Well, the elephant started it."
"That's irrelevant. Fighting with civilians is against the rules. Go break it up."
-Admiral Breya Andreyasn
Stichwörter: humour fighting orders elephant
Right now I've got just two rules to live by.
Rule one: don't taunt elephants.
Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants.
-Sergeant Schlock
Stichwörter: humour rules taunt elephant rules-to-live-by
Welcome to your new bodies, gentlemen. If you'd like, I can help you start your own 'dysmorphia is all in your head' support group.
Howard TaylerStichwörter: humour sci-fi doctor size dysmorphia
No! Wait! I've got a better idea..."
"Your ideas tend to result in unnecessary violence, Sergeant Schlock."
"And your point is..."
"Let's broaden the definition of 'necessary'.
Stichwörter: humour violence suggestion necessary idea
Two minutes worth of signal analysis told me all I needed to know. This station "talks" to the dark matter universe about what goes on inside."
"How did you cobble together a jammer so quickly?"
"I had one on me.
Stichwörter: humour sci-fi making-do handiness radio-jammer
Kevyn, I'm promoting you from Tech Sergeant to Munitions Commander. I want you to take responsibility for all Company weapons.
Munitions Commander? Why me?
I don't know. Call it "suspicion of extreme competence" on my part.
-Captain Tagon
Stichwörter: humour weapons military sci-fi competence promotion
Maxim 1:
Pillage, then burn.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Stichwörter: mercenaries rules-to-live-by
Maxim 9:
Never turn your back on an enemy.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Stichwörter: caution enemy rules-to-live-by
Maxim 5:
Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Stichwörter: military rules-to-live-by air-support
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