The engine of my car is so powerful I could wash dishes under the hood. But that’d be pretty absurd, since I keep the dishwasher in the trunk.
Jarod KintzThere’s no way to tell you the bad news without saying it, so I’ll say it with body language.
Jarod KintzYou may not have said anything, but you’re right—silence is the best response.
Jarod KintzEnjoy a life of poverty. Become a poet.
Jarod KintzEvery man has a soul, but will every man’s clone have a soul? No, because me and some scientists will have sucked them out in the lab. Why sell your soul to the devil, when you can sell your clone’s soul?
Jarod KintzWhat does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two.
Jarod KintzI’m on the cusp of owning two cups.
Jarod KintzI didn’t win a championship, but I did pop some champagne bottles—and a few locks. Why bother training when you can just steal the trophy?
Jarod KintzI tie my smile like a shoelace.
Jarod KintzI paid her a little visit, and I used a coupon with the purchase.
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