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It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage.

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The only time I’ll eat Italian wedding soup is if I’m wearing a tuxedo and eating with a priest.

Bread can soak up soup, but can it soak up all my love for you? I doubt it. You’re better off cleaning up my love spill with a really large sponge.

My grandpa never read the newspaper. Not because he was particularly optimistic, but because he was illiterate. He taught me to read by watching TV.

The customs of the customers should be custom designed by me, and sold to the business owner.

To show you how much I love you, I’d take you to the moon and back. Or try to fake it in a film studio.

The ultimate weapon is Lady Gaga’s music. Why kill the enemy when you can play her music and they’ll want to kill themselves?

I long for your love like shortness of breath. Somebody get me an inhaler!

She had an ass behind her that went on for days. In fact, I’m still talking about her.

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