Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal.
Jonas ErikssonStichwörter: humor
He’s always overly dressed which makes him look stiff – like he wants to do taxes, not women.
Jonas ErikssonStichwörter: humor
I have no excuse, neither real nor invented so I let my platinum express do the talking instead.
Jonas ErikssonStichwörter: humor
Make life easier by living in the present and believing in the future.
Jonas ErikssonStichwörter: life philosophy
My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of the door because you won’t get in.
Jonas ErikssonYou are so beautiful, I could eat you,” he said.
And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine.
And he could eat her.
Stichwörter: dark-humor thriller horror-romance psychopath
Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work.
And killing people.
Stichwörter: horror dark-humor thriller psychopath
You have really nice teeth,” Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.
Jonas ErikssonStichwörter: horror dark-humor thriller-horror psychopath
You sick bastard,” she said.
“Yes, I guess you could call me that." Terry replied.
Stichwörter: dark-humor psychopaths horror-romance thriller-horror
I guess all my afternoon beers and burgers were catching up with me, which made me want to scream THEN WHY NOT MY HAIR!?
Jonas ErikssonStichwörter: humor dark-humor
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