Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal.

Jonas Eriksson

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He’s always overly dressed which makes him look stiff – like he wants to do taxes, not women.

Jonas Eriksson

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I have no excuse, neither real nor invented so I let my platinum express do the talking instead.

Jonas Eriksson

Tag: humor



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Make life easier by living in the present and believing in the future.

Jonas Eriksson

Tag: life philosophy



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My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of the door because you won’t get in.

Jonas Eriksson

Tag: humor feng-shui



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You are so beautiful, I could eat you,” he said.
And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine.
And he could eat her.

Jonas Eriksson

Tag: dark-humor thriller horror-romance psychopath



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Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work.
And killing people.

Jonas Eriksson

Tag: horror dark-humor thriller psychopath



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You have really nice teeth,” Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.

Jonas Eriksson

Tag: horror dark-humor thriller-horror psychopath



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You sick bastard,” she said.
“Yes, I guess you could call me that." Terry replied.

Jonas Eriksson

Tag: dark-humor psychopaths horror-romance thriller-horror



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I guess all my afternoon beers and burgers were catching up with me, which made me want to scream THEN WHY NOT MY HAIR!?

Jonas Eriksson

Tag: humor dark-humor



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