The boring thing with 'No sex before marriage' is that kids will never get to attend their parents’ wedding.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Stichwörter: humor sex religion marriage marriage-humor fornication



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If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Stichwörter: humor religion interview heaven humour hell employment heaven-and-hell unemployment job the-purpose-of-life



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In her 20′s, a woman’s breasts double her self-esteem. In her 40′s, they halve it.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Stichwörter: women self-esteem worry old-age looks aging passage-of-time breasts self-consciousness females self-conscious



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Life entertains humble men by giving men with below average looks (intellect, knowledge, etc.) an above average self-esteem.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Stichwörter: life knowledge self-esteem entertainment arrogance intellect looks humble arrogant



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Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Stichwörter: money food civilization survival employment paper degree pieces salary diploma employment-contract food-gatherer



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To a blind man, pawn shop and porn shop are one. To an unintelligent man, oversleeping and sleeping over are opposites.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Stichwörter: language porn semantics opposites blind pawn oversleeping pawn-shop porn-shop unintelligent



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Technically, according to the notion of the will of God, there is no such a thing as a competent surgeon.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Stichwörter: free-will freedom god religion notion surgeon



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Once born, how long a man will live matters. Once dead, how long he has lived doesn’t.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Stichwörter: life death birth life-and-death duration



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Undesirable things that man can alter (e.g., his weight), he alters. Those that he cannot (e.g., his height), he calls the will of God.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Stichwörter: god religion self-consciousness the-will-of-god



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Insurance companies sell what might happen tomorrow. Historians sell what certainly happened yesterday.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Stichwörter: certainty possibility historians tomorrow insurance yesterday insurance-companies



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