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The boring thing with 'No sex before marriage' is that kids will never get to attend their parents’ wedding.

If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.

In her 20′s, a woman’s breasts double her self-esteem. In her 40′s, they halve it.

Life entertains humble men by giving men with below average looks (intellect, knowledge, etc.) an above average self-esteem.

Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.

To a blind man, pawn shop and porn shop are one. To an unintelligent man, oversleeping and sleeping over are opposites.

Technically, according to the notion of the will of God, there is no such a thing as a competent surgeon.

Once born, how long a man will live matters. Once dead, how long he has lived doesn’t.

Undesirable things that man can alter (e.g., his weight), he alters. Those that he cannot (e.g., his height), he calls the will of God.

Insurance companies sell what might happen tomorrow. Historians sell what certainly happened yesterday.

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